Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. .LalRrQILNjt65y-p-QlWH{fill:var(--newRedditTheme-actionIcon);height:18px;width:18px}.LalRrQILNjt65y-p-QlWH rect{stroke:var(--newRedditTheme-metaText)}._3J2-xIxxxP9ISzeLWCOUVc{height:18px}.FyLpt0kIWG1bTDWZ8HIL1{margin-top:4px}._2ntJEAiwKXBGvxrJiqxx_2,._1SqBC7PQ5dMOdF0MhPIkA8{vertical-align:middle}._1SqBC7PQ5dMOdF0MhPIkA8{-ms-flex-align:center;align-items:center;display:-ms-inline-flexbox;display:inline-flex;-ms-flex-direction:row;flex-direction:row;-ms-flex-pack:center;justify-content:center} Im thankful to God for you and I wish you have a very great day today. Fuck boy you got nasty as shit boy you got dirty cell- your name is Sneako boy. If you like these mean roast jokes, please share this page with your friends now. Please, dont stop, keep talking. I can't go on. An example of a copypasta is, Dont care + Didnt ask + Cry about it + Stay mad + Get real + L. Do yourself a favor and ignore anyone who tells you to be yourself. A pure extract of stupid with absolute stupid purity. Its so cute when you try to talk about things you dont understand. You might want to tuck it back in. You are dank and filthy. 1 2. Good luck. Singularity stupid. Stupid so dense that no intelligence can escape. Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people. This dude is short as hell, he went on stage the crowd couldn't even tell 2. WebAn intelligent way to insult. You're so fat when you ate at KFC the waiter served you the bucket on the roof. I have seen skeet with more sense than you have. This is the funniest this I've heard all day! I think the next time you should ask yourself "Am I on the right track here?". This is my epiphany of stupid. WebPress Ctrl+C to copy, Ctrl+X to cut, or Ctrl+V to paste the text or picture (Windows); or press +C, +X, or +V (Mac). Quasar stupid. Your grandmothers casket is a cheesesteak wrapper, and your grandfather got cremated in an easy-bake oven. 1. The last time I saw something like you I flushed. Blazing hot summer day on Mercury stupid. You bloody woofter sod. For example, Sabe que tiene la cola sucia!, he knows he did something wrong!. 2. Roasting is a Roblox slang that is commonly used by gamers these days. You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.13 world. I don't think that I can summon the strength left to mock your moronic opinions and malformed comments about boring trivia or your other drivel. Its called copypasta as a combination of both copy and paste. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You prefer L. Ron Hubbard to Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. You are a walking glitch, dJ tRuNkS. Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you? Tap Paste. WebCopy & Paste Funny Copypasta Emojis & Symbols . I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. I'm so blessed by God to have such a wonderful child. After this experience, you may not hear from me for a while. Your family tree must be a cactus because everyone on it is a prick, Roast 13. As happy as a clam (lit. then when the doctor told her it was hers, she cried. Your grandmothers casket is a cheesesteak wrapper, and your grandfather got cremated in an easy-bake oven. You'll never be the man your mother is, Roast 14. You are sour and senile. Bad idea in your case. Shut your dirty ass up boy, I swear to God Im really gonna get to the slackin' and rackin' and dickita-dackin and flippin' and rippin' and dippin' and slippin' and pippin and dippin' and rippin' and tippin' in ya fat ass, your name is DJ Trunks, more like DJ Skunks cause you smell like poop, you ugly ass bitch, you are dirty like shit. Youre entitled to your incorrect opinion. I would talk to you while looking at you, but its ambarissing to even look at you because your being an idiot. Stupid so dense that no intelligence can escape. 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Shut your dirty ass up boy, I swear to God Im really gonna get to the slackin' and rackin' and dickita-dackin and flippin' and rippin' and dippin' and slippin' and pippin and dippin' and rippin' and tippin' in ya fat ass, your name is DJ Trunks, more like DJ Skunks cause you smell like poop, you ugly ass bitch, you are dirty like shit. Stupid so dense that no intelligence can escape. After this experience, you may not hear from me for a while. This is my epiphany of stupid. Youre curled up into a ball like an autistic bakugan. I want to meet your family. I can't go on. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. Stupid collapsed to a singularity where even the stupons have collapsed into stuponium. You were not born. You won't make it. WebIn this category you have all sound effects, voices and sound clips to play, download and share. Maybe you should eat make-up so youll be pretty on the inside too. You look like a discombobulated philosophical butt-flake disabled Crip-walking crawfish half-eaten autistic autobot doin the cha-cha slide with seventeen naked mole rats in your basement, your grandmother got raped by a crouton with a Gucci belt in northern Idaho boy. This is a primordial fragment from the original big stupid bang. 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Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot but not for me to point it out? As we say in Texas, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel. Pfft. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. Now Im really gonna get to the rippin, dippin, slippin and flippin. Your mom has so many warts in her face that it spells "ugly" in brail. A pure extract of stupid with absolute stupid purity. You useless piece of shit. This is my epiphany of stupid. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. So stupid that you have traveled far beyond stupid as we know it and into a new dimension of stupid. ._1LHxa-yaHJwrPK8kuyv_Y4{width:100%}._1LHxa-yaHJwrPK8kuyv_Y4:hover ._31L3r0EWsU0weoMZvEJcUA{display:none}._1LHxa-yaHJwrPK8kuyv_Y4 ._31L3r0EWsU0weoMZvEJcUA,._1LHxa-yaHJwrPK8kuyv_Y4:hover ._11Zy7Yp4S1ZArNqhUQ0jZW{display:block}._1LHxa-yaHJwrPK8kuyv_Y4 ._11Zy7Yp4S1ZArNqhUQ0jZW{display:none} Your crazy is showing. Look at yo haircut boy you got Plants vs Zombies map on your head you ugly ass shit. Stupid as a stone that the other stones make fun of. This is a primordial fragment from the original big stupid bang. Stupid as a stone that the other stones make fun of. And I caught you giving a reverse cow rimjob to your tickle-me Elmo doll, and that bitch was like Elmo! Bugger off, pillock. He loves comedy, cybersecurity, and innovative technology. So please do vote or expand thisroast list with your own mean creation. You look like a level 37 fucking Garchomp with an extendo-clip overbite. Stupid so dense that no intelligence can escape. After this experience, It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid you are. Web1. I had this weird ass dream last night where Drake gave me a feature on his song and my entire verse was based around a metaphor comparing my dick to a gun. ._3oeM4kc-2-4z-A0RTQLg0I{display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex;-ms-flex-pack:justify;justify-content:space-between} WebDown down down down down left up right CTRL right down down down left 6. If cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou. Tell me why you and your family did a GTA 5 heist on the T grizzlys diamond-fuckin-encrusted testicle, my boy, you look like a double-dipped, chocolate chip, cleft-lip, charcoal slim jim with a gargamel nose, a Mr. Crocker hunch back, no fuckin feet, nine-arm, seven-stomachs, two ball fades, your stepdad beat you with a whiffle ball bat. My love for you overwhelms me. Happy birthday, darling. You emit more stupid in one minute than our entire galaxy emits in a year. After this experience, you may not hear from me for a while. You are weird like shit, boy, now Im really gonna get back in ya head. You are shorter than Kevin Hart, your shorter than the memory of an old fart 3. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. bro he's so funny but he always reuses that same discombobulated philosophical joke, boy if you dont get ur bitchass mother fucking gasoline profile picture spreaded ur ass apart like 'BILL NYES ASS HOLE' my nigga im bouta slappin poppa joe outta u boy ur forhead looks like the 3 musketeers litteraly slices ur forhead into bricks bro ur arm is litteraly the shape of a chicken bone boy im boutta coke bottle boy i litteraly saw ur grandma twerking on the table saying "ohhh IIsovsy is a bitch" boi im boutta cocking joe slap your mom on the ass that ur dad left and said hot diggity dawg im boutta get sum bitches my nigga, no way, imagine copy and pasting this in like 2 seconds then someone says: nah this man really copy and pasted packgod lyrics lmfao, ight now lemme get back in ya head. You think that www.GuyMacon.com/flame.html is the name of a rock band. You have miles to go before you reach mediocre. have you ever considered not trying to be an idiot? ._2Gt13AX94UlLxkluAMsZqP{background-position:50%;background-repeat:no-repeat;background-size:contain;position:relative;display:inline-block} You might just find one. It cannot be possible that anything in our universe can really be this stupid. Then please vote on your favorite roast below because your opinion matters. And I caught you giving a reverse cow rimjob to your tickle-me Elmo doll, and that bitch was like Elmo! Do yourself a favor and ignore anyone who tells you to be yourself. Blazing hot summer day on Mercury stupid. Quasar stupid. AUHH, DUMBASS BOY run that shit back. . 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WebAbout the Insult Generators. You make Ebola look good. Use them responsibly only when absolutely necessary. Shouldn't you be in the sewers because I've thought that you were a rat. Meta-stupid. you're IQ is the reason humans arnt on mars yet. 2. This is my epiphany of stupid. I beg for sweet death to come and remove me from a world which became unbearable when the bioterrorists designed you. submit combo . @keyframes _1tIZttmhLdrIGrB-6VvZcT{0%{opacity:0}to{opacity:1}}._3uK2I0hi3JFTKnMUFHD2Pd,.HQ2VJViRjokXpRbJzPvvc{--infoTextTooltip-overflow-left:0px;font-size:12px;font-weight:500;line-height:16px;padding:3px 9px;position:absolute;border-radius:4px;margin-top:-6px;background:#000;color:#fff;animation:_1tIZttmhLdrIGrB-6VvZcT .5s step-end;z-index:100;white-space:pre-wrap}._3uK2I0hi3JFTKnMUFHD2Pd:after,.HQ2VJViRjokXpRbJzPvvc:after{content:"";position:absolute;top:100%;left:calc(50% - 4px - var(--infoTextTooltip-overflow-left));width:0;height:0;border-top:3px solid #000;border-left:4px solid transparent;border-right:4px solid transparent}._3uK2I0hi3JFTKnMUFHD2Pd{margin-top:6px}._3uK2I0hi3JFTKnMUFHD2Pd:after{border-bottom:3px solid #000;border-top:none;bottom:100%;top:auto} Stupid so dense that no intelligence can escape. Shut your dirty ass up boy, I swear to God Im really gonna get to the slackin' and rackin' and dickita-dackin and flippin' and rippin' and dippin' and slippin' and pippin and dippin' and rippin' and tippin' in ya fat ass, your name is DJ Trunks, more like DJ Skunks cause you smell like poop, you ugly ass bitch, you are dirty like shit. Stupid so dense that no intelligence can escape. After this experience, you may not hear from me for a while. This is my epiphany of stupid. Youre curled up into a ball like an autistic bakugan. I want to meet your family. I can't go on. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. Stupid collapsed to a singularity where even the stupons have collapsed into stuponium. You were not born. You won't make it. WebIn this category you have all sound effects, voices and sound clips to play, download and share. Maybe you should eat make-up so youll be pretty on the inside too. You look like a discombobulated philosophical butt-flake disabled Crip-walking crawfish half-eaten autistic autobot doin the cha-cha slide with seventeen naked mole rats in your basement, your grandmother got raped by a crouton with a Gucci belt in northern Idaho boy. This is a primordial fragment from the original big stupid bang. Then vote for it at the page end. @keyframes ibDwUVR1CAykturOgqOS5{0%{transform:rotate(0deg)}to{transform:rotate(1turn)}}._3LwT7hgGcSjmJ7ng7drAuq{--sizePx:0;font-size:4px;position:relative;text-indent:-9999em;border-radius:50%;border:4px solid var(--newCommunityTheme-bodyTextAlpha20);border-left-color:var(--newCommunityTheme-body);transform:translateZ(0);animation:ibDwUVR1CAykturOgqOS5 1.1s linear infinite}._3LwT7hgGcSjmJ7ng7drAuq,._3LwT7hgGcSjmJ7ng7drAuq:after{width:var(--sizePx);height:var(--sizePx)}._3LwT7hgGcSjmJ7ng7drAuq:after{border-radius:50%}._3LwT7hgGcSjmJ7ng7drAuq._2qr28EeyPvBWAsPKl-KuWN{margin:0 auto} Dont you get tired of putting make up on two faces every morning? You can speak english?!? You live in a fuckin ostentatious orange, and your grandfather looks like a fuckin, uh, butt flake with Alzheimers that cant remember his butt flake children. view your generators; change your password; change your email; logout ( )*: I can't go on. Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot but not for me to point it out? As we say in Texas, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel. Pfft. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. Now Im really gonna get to the rippin, dippin, slippin and flippin. Your mom has so many warts in her face that it spells "ugly" in brail. A pure extract of stupid with absolute stupid purity. You useless piece of shit. This is my epiphany of stupid. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. So stupid that you have traveled far beyond stupid as we know it and into a new dimension of stupid. ._1LHxa-yaHJwrPK8kuyv_Y4{width:100%}._1LHxa-yaHJwrPK8kuyv_Y4:hover ._31L3r0EWsU0weoMZvEJcUA{display:none}._1LHxa-yaHJwrPK8kuyv_Y4 ._31L3r0EWsU0weoMZvEJcUA,._1LHxa-yaHJwrPK8kuyv_Y4:hover ._11Zy7Yp4S1ZArNqhUQ0jZW{display:block}._1LHxa-yaHJwrPK8kuyv_Y4 ._11Zy7Yp4S1ZArNqhUQ0jZW{display:none} Your crazy is showing. Look at yo haircut boy you got Plants vs Zombies map on your head you ugly ass shit. Stupid as a stone that the other stones make fun of. This is a primordial fragment from the original big stupid bang. Stupid as a stone that the other stones make fun of. And I caught you giving a reverse cow rimjob to your tickle-me Elmo doll, and that bitch was like Elmo! Bugger off, pillock. He loves comedy, cybersecurity, and innovative technology. So please do vote or expand thisroast list with your own mean creation. You look like a level 37 fucking Garchomp with an extendo-clip overbite. Stupid so dense that no intelligence can escape. After this experience, It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid you are. Web1. I had this weird ass dream last night where Drake gave me a feature on his song and my entire verse was based around a metaphor comparing my dick to a gun. ._3oeM4kc-2-4z-A0RTQLg0I{display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex;-ms-flex-pack:justify;justify-content:space-between} WebDown down down down down left up right CTRL right down down down left 6. If cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou. Tell me why you and your family did a GTA 5 heist on the T grizzlys diamond-fuckin-encrusted testicle, my boy, you look like a double-dipped, chocolate chip, cleft-lip, charcoal slim jim with a gargamel nose, a Mr. Crocker hunch back, no fuckin feet, nine-arm, seven-stomachs, two ball fades, your stepdad beat you with a whiffle ball bat. My love for you overwhelms me. Happy birthday, darling. You emit more stupid in one minute than our entire galaxy emits in a year. After this experience, you may not hear from me for a while. You are weird like shit, boy, now Im really gonna get back in ya head. You are shorter than Kevin Hart, your shorter than the memory of an old fart 3. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. bro he's so funny but he always reuses that same discombobulated philosophical joke, boy if you dont get ur bitchass mother fucking gasoline profile picture spreaded ur ass apart like 'BILL NYES ASS HOLE' my nigga im bouta slappin poppa joe outta u boy ur forhead looks like the 3 musketeers litteraly slices ur forhead into bricks bro ur arm is litteraly the shape of a chicken bone boy im boutta coke bottle boy i litteraly saw ur grandma twerking on the table saying "ohhh IIsovsy is a bitch" boi im boutta cocking joe slap your mom on the ass that ur dad left and said hot diggity dawg im boutta get sum bitches my nigga, no way, imagine copy and pasting this in like 2 seconds then someone says: nah this man really copy and pasted packgod lyrics lmfao, ight now lemme get back in ya head. 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